Friday, August 29, 2008

6 Signs That You Are Failing the Subject (in College)

How will you know if you won't make it, no matter what you do?

Number 6. Your teacher fails to call your name anymore in the attendance roll. (You: Mam, nakalimutan n'yo po ako.... Ah, you. You: Present po!)

Number 5. When you ask your teacher, "Papasa ba ako?", she looks away and says, "...Moving on..."

Number 4. Out of the blue, she says, "Padala mo resume mo sa akin ha? Baka maipasa ko sa mga kakilala ko".

Number 3. She asks one of your classmates to do a special project. When you ask for one, she says, "Could you buy one set of Encyclopedia Britannica?"

Number 2. After giving out the midterm exams, she says, "Ahmm... those who still want to drop my subject, please go to Ms. Aileen. Baka me refund pa."

And the number one sign that your are failing in your subject... (drum roll)

Number 1. She looks at you intently after telling you to remain after class... and says to you: "Talaga bang Nursing ang gusto mo?"

(Inaalay ko sa aking mga estudyanteng taga-Nursing.

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